Catch me on your way home ya big sexy man! - 35

Nialas, nulla, null, zero five-oh! No law, no money talk on the phone & I prefer you call me. If I dont reply Im probably busy & remember, I wont be on the phone while I am with you so please lay off of the death threats if Im slow to respond. Additionally, I do not have an assistant (discretion is numero uno) so I am one person giving someone my undivided attention while 500 text messages come in... therefore, if I do not reply at all and youre buried by 3 days of texts PLEASE try, try again!!!! I cater to fetishes and I am a master of sensuality. please no bullshit I WILL NOT participate in any texting about sex &/or money. The only way you and I can get in trouble *we arent doing anything wrong dating by the way* is by discussing such things (we dont do anyways *wink*)! There is a happy helping of good old fashioned freaky fun in it for you if you can make it through the initial conversation LOL I KNOW ITS WEIRD NOT GETTING RATES but as I like to say: 1. Im by far not greedy but... ...2. I am as GENEROUS as you are... 3.... forever young & .... 4.... forever horny!!! Please call while supplies last! Detroit